Jul
22
Billy Joel flushes away Mets win…
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Johan Santana, the two-time Cy Young Award winning NY Mets pitcher, blames his last loss against the Reds on the 40 to 50 Port-O-Potties that crowded the bullpen at Shea. The stadium was being prepped for the last concert ever at Shea.
The promoters needed to get their sh-t together and Santana, no excuses. With your contract, you could rent an entire ballpark for the day!
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Jul
22
We’ll go4thejockular again tomorrow…
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Jul
21
Shark Attack At The British Open…
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Greg Norman made a valiant
run all week at the 2008 British Open, but ran amok. His new love match with partner Chris Evert may be the reason for his new found inspiration. They were recently married in the Bahamas. This is Evert’s 3rd marriage to a fair haired athlete.
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Jul
21
“Gonna Have You Naked…”
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A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s “breast-baring” wardrobe.
You gotta hand it to Justin Timberlake for being true blue to his lyrics, “Gonna Have You Naked By The End Of This Song!”
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Jul
21
ESPY’s Fumble The Ball…
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Last night’s ESPY’s were such a bore and Justin Timberlake came off as a 3rd string comedian rather than an engaging MC…even the celebrities were d-listed.
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Jul
21
Giant Breaking News…
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It’s shockefying news to Giants’ fan…Jeremy Shockey has earned Sainthood…he was JUST traded to New Orleans for 2 draft picks in 2009…2nd and 5thround. No more blonde swagger adorned with American flag tats. #80 your antics will be sorely missed in ny. Now there is a new Boss (Kevin) in town!
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Jul
21
Dancing With The ‘Skins….
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Body beautiful “Dancing With The Stars” finalist, Jason Taylor, is relocating to the nation’s capitol. He was just traded from the Miami Dolphins to the Washington Redskins for a second round draft pick in 2009 and a 6th round selection in 2010. Bill Parcells, the new Dolphins GM, did not like Taylor waltzing in and out of mini-camps while earning household name status on ABC.
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Jul
21
A-Rod, “You’ve Got a Friend…”
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According to inside sources, it’s Cynthia Rodriguez that has “emotionally abused” A-Rod. They say she had even given him permission to see other women. A source says, “When you keep a man caged, he’s going to go crazy when you let him out.” According to the pal, A-Rod asked for a divorce earlier this year. The source continues, “He said, ‘I hate this. I want out,’ but she kept insisting they could work it out. After about six months of him asking for a divorce, she said it was okay for him to see other people, but at that time she wouldn’t agree to a separation.
A longtime friend of the couple says, “Alex has always been into psychotherapy, making himself mentally stronger. He’s had several therapists. Cynthia has a master’s degree in psychology. Once she found out how vulnerable he was, she got into his head. Several of us begged him not to marry this woman, but he did it anyway.”
Another raging battle between them is her Greek Orthodox background vs. his Dominican heritage. A source adds, “She said she wanted him to become a mainstream sports star. She didn’t want him typecast as a Latin player. She discouraged him from taking part in Hispanic community events. She wouldn’t even let him eat Spanish food.”
Dios Mio, no comida? Que lastima!
And yet another member of the A Team goes to bat for A-Rod, “He’s been miserable for a long time, but he’s happy now.”
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Jul
21
Anyone for a Threesome?!?
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According to British rag, “Daily Star”, an unnamed man is claiming he secretly taped Madonna and A-Rod scoring. He’s trying to sell the tape for 2 million. He claims the tape was shot with a hidden camera while they were engaging in a “religious experience” at the pad of a Kabbalah friend.
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Jul
17
A-Rod scoring with Madonna…
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They share a manager, but are they playing the field together? Ritchie Rich has landed in NYC and Mrs. A-Rod is busy nursing the newborn. Actually, we think A-Rod has struck out playing ball with Madonna. If you’re keeping score, does he really want to play sloppy seconds to Jose Canseco after all the foul balls he has tossed A-Rod’s way?
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