Sports Gossip ! Athletes and Celebrities

Sixty Six million people tuned in to watch Michael Phelps win his 7th gold medal on Friday. Consequently, no one went to the movies as box office revenues took a dive. Not even a pool full of water can douse Michael Phelps’ fire power.

Michael Phelps is probably the most popular man in the world right now. He is an international man of intrigue. Any women out there wanna cook for Michael? Be prepared to be in hot water all day long or at best, waiting by the door for the delivery guy…he eats 10,000 calories a day and laps it up! Let’s “pool” our resources because they say that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach!

Somethin’ is fishy here. Did Romo’s mommy write him a note to get him out of training camp as Dallas QB Tony Romo had a little action off the field on Sunday when he had dinner with Jessica Simpson at trendy Japanese restaurant, Nobu in Malibu. Are they sharing a tongue roll?

The U.S. Olympic 4×100 Freestyle team relayed a golden response to the arrogant French team yesterday. Jason Lezak, 32, (the oldest US swimmer at the Olympics) bypassed overly confident French swimmer, Alain Bernard to secure the Gold for America. The French team had guaranteed a 1st place win and Bernard said, “We are going to SMASH the Americans.’ The smashmouth, trash talkin’ French will always be second to the U.S….kiss our American asses, froggies…

Bruce Springsteen has been selected as the headliner at Super Bowl 2009 in Tampa, FL. Great choice as Springsteen puts on the greatest show on earth, appealing to all age demographics. The world will be, “Dancing In the Dark” during the evening broadcast. We challenge anyone to watch Springsteen and not be motivated to move!

Brash billionaire and mediocre dancer, Mark Cuban, has thrown a 1.3 billion dollar offer into the pot for the purchase of baseball’s Chicago Cubs…that’s a lot of cigars. Cuban, who also owns the NBA Dallas Mavericks, is the highest bidder, making the offer to the Tribune Company which presently owns the Cubs. Cuban has paid more in NBA fines than most people make in a year…will he be able to play ball successfully in Chicago? We’ll see if money talks cuz he sure does.

We’ll go4thejockular again tomorrow…

Canadian hockey star, Sean Avery, 28, has designs on a new woman…the former Mrs. Calvin Klein. Kelly, 51, and Sean are quite the item…hope they both aren’t skating on thin ice.

Breaking News…Manny Ramirez is going to the LA Dodgers in a 3-way trade between the Boston Red Sox, Pittsburgh Pirates and Los Angeles Dodgers. The other player of note involved in the trade is Pirates outfielder, Jason Bay, traded to the Red Sox. The Yankees must be thrilled as Yankee manager, Joe Girardi comments, “Manny has been a thorn in our side for years.”

Manny Ramirez has just agreed to a trade to the Florida Marlins…he really wants out from the dreaded Red Sox. It’s not officially confirmed…stay tuned!

Okay, C-Rod filed for divorce from A-Rod recently, asking for the $12 million Florida home and a Gatorade tub full of money that he earned during their marriage. Cynthia’s claim is that A-Rod “emotionally abandoned his wife and children” and that the marriage was shut out by “extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct.”

A-Rod goes for the jugular today, filing papers in Miami, requesting that their prenuptial be honored and Cynthia’s cheating claims wiped from the record. Florida is a no-fault divorce state. Translation, he doesn’t have to come clean on why the marriage broke up. Remember, avoid tying the knot in the Sunshine State to ward off a possibly stormy financial future. He also said that he “has been paying, and will continue to pay … reasonable and bona fide expenses” for their two daughters. This could get very dirty…vengeance being a great motivator.

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